Potty Training

The King and His Throne

by Tim on April 29, 2009

Tonight, the J-Man achieved one of the most celebrated milestones in a person’s life. As with many of his grand accomplishments, he did it while he was completely distraught about something else. And honestly, we’re not sure what it was about other than he was probably completely exhausted, which is oddly enough another condition that sometimes brings about these mighty deeds. Regardless, today we celebrate!

He peed on a potty!!!!!!!

Woo hoo!!

Now, we aren’t actually potty training. (We’re waiting for a while after the baby is born.) This whole thing started because every night he would pee on his bath mat after he got out of the tub, and we were tired of washing towels and such every five minutes. So, we figured, what the heck? Why not pull out the toddler potty that was doing little else besides serving as a room ornament (and contemplating another life as a flower planter, perhaps) and sit him on it while we dried him off? Consider it part of the preliminary potty process (say that five times fast) and the rest laundry preservation.

After about four nights of sitting on it (which he did without much consternation surprisingly, though me humming the magic song helped a lot) and doing nothing, tonight after pretty much inconsolable tears throughout bath time, he stood up from his throne and bawled on my shoulder. Then Mary said, “He peed!”

So there we were cheering and practically crying with joy while the J-Man was crying apocalyptic tears of woe on my shoulder about some unknown evil that had nothing to do with the potty. But like with many things around here, we don’t care how it happens; we just celebrate when it does.

Yay, J-Man!

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Adventures in Not-Really Potty Training

by Tim on November 22, 2008

For the record, we aren’t potty training and haven’t even begun to ponder that idea with any seriousness. We’re adherents to the rule of not working on more than a couple of major things at once, and frankly potty training just doesn’t rank compared to other stuff we’re working on right now.

Anyway, so after a night routine full of emotional meltdowns by the J-Man aggravated by getting up way too early this morning and not feeling that great today, he decided he was going to stand up in the bathtub rather than sit down. We thought this was just his normal protest, but…

Then we noticed he was standing AND posing for a “Man Standing at Urinal With Hands at the Ready” painting. While showing some impeccable form I might add, he stood there and whizzed like a big boy right into the bathtub, complete with some decent aiming.

Well, it’s a start.

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