When the going gets tough, just remind yourself how freakin’ cute your kid is!

J-Man’s Easter Report:

The Easter Bunny doesn’t bring candy because, well, I won’t eat it. I only eat snacks that are in the tortilla chip food group. I loved my book. I was pretty whatev about the Little People boat and extra pirates. The plastic eggs looked pretty while flying off the couch.

Daddy looked sad. He said he asked the Easter Bunny for a Little People Noah’s Ark with the extra Pirate Pack instead.

Arrrrrrrrr!!! We’re being attacked by a freakin’ giant monkey!